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In a past life, you wereThe Pharaoh's Cat

Worshipped as a god, spent the whole day napping

In the palaces of ancient Egypt, you were a cat revered as divine. Did you do anything in particular? No. You simply sat in the best patch of sunlight and watched the humans worship you of their own accord. But the second you looked even slightly annoyed, the entire palace panicked — though nobody likes to talk about that. You seemed to do nothing at all, yet your sheer presence kept everything under control.

• Observes elegantly, moves minimally
• Can reset the mood of a room with one look
• A genius at dodging chores

Advice for this life — Even gods get more respect when they show up in person once in a while.